- November 23, 2024
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A drunk, 26-time prison inmate who doesn't give a (hoot) shoots for lockup No. 27; and, who says chivalry is dead?
BY THE OBSERVER STAFF
March 11
Twenty-seven time's a charm?
10:01 p.m. — First Block of Bosarvey Drive. Disturbance. The police officer reported he could smell alcohol on the breath of the defendant, who was slurring her speech and screaming profanities.
The officer attempted to calm the defendant down, according to reports, but she responded by yelling, “I’ve been in jail 26 (flipping) times; I don’t give a (hoot)! Take me to jail.”
The defendant told the officer she had been drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana. Witnesses told police the woman was “obviously drunk,” yelling racial slurs and stumbling over herself.
According to the report, the defendant yelled, “You’re a (fudging) liar and you’re (farming) son of a (biscuit-eater),” at one of the witnesses. She was arrested, the officer reported, in order to restore the “peace and quiet.” After she was put in the patrol car, she began hitting her head on the metal partition.
March 14
Take my wife, instead
3:04 a.m. — 100 Block of Atlantic Avenue. Narcotics. The defendant’s wife flagged down law enforcement to report that her husband locked himself in their hotel room with her identification card. An officer made contact with the defendant, according to the report, explained why he was there and asked to see his identification.
While the defendant pulled the identification out of his pocket, the officer said a wooden smoking pipe flew out and landed on the couch.
The defendant told police the pipe belonged to his wife, which she denied. He was arrested, charged with possession of narcotics paraphernalia, and given a notice to appear.
