COPS CORNER: Dude looks like a lady, gets sliced in sandcastle war


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A night-golfer who loves alcohol but hates music; and, castles made of sand melt into the sea ... especially when cross-dressing beachgoers fail to protect them.

BY THE OBSERVER STAFF

May 5

I'd rather be drunk night-golfing

6:32 p.m. —1100 Block of Laurel Oaks Circle. Disturbance. When Ormond Beach police officers arrived on scene, they were told a man had been outside a neighbor's house with a golf club, yelling for music to be turned down.

The reporting party and a witness, who were playing the music, told police the man never made any threatening comments and that they were never in any sort of fear.

The man came out of his home with a golf club because he thought someone was breaking into his home, he told police. The officer reported that the man had an odor of alcohol coming from him and appeared to be intoxicated.

The cross-dressing sandcastle king

6:47 p.m. — 200 Block of Atlantic Avenue. Agency assist. An Ormond Beach police officer visited the emergency room to make contact with a Deltona man he described as “a male dressed like a female.”

The man said he got into an argument on the beach because a woman heard him threaten to push her sister into the briny deep because of sandcastle treason: “They kicked over a sandcastle and (were) throwing sand," according to reports.

The man walked away, he told police, and then the woman came up to him and threw an uppercut punch with her left hand, which contained a black pocket knife, slicing him across the throat.

The man told police he believes the woman lives in the Orlando area.

 

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